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Squonk Hydration Station Patch

Squonk Hydration Station Patch

Join the Cryptid Conservation Corps to protect the rarest animals of all: the ones that are never seen but always overlooked. 

Originally a desert creature, Squonks were driven by excessive logging to migrate into northern Pennsylvania, where they now make their home in the swamps and hemlock forests of the region.

The Squonk spends most of its time weeping, which can lead to such excessive dehydration that it sometimes dissolves entirely into a puddle of tears. Volunteers at our Squonk Hydration Station work to prevent this sad and reclusive creature's demise.

Our worldwide network of volunteers maintains programs like the Squonk Hydration Station to help preserve these supernatural resources for future generations. 

Available in either iron-on or velcro-backed versions. 

  • Measurements: 3.7" wide x 3.25" tall

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Join the Cryptid Conservation Corps to protect the rarest animals of all: the ones that are never seen but always overlooked. 

Originally a desert creature, Squonks were driven by excessive logging to migrate into northern Pennsylvania, where they now make their home in the swamps and hemlock forests of the region.

The Squonk spends most of its time weeping, which can lead to such excessive dehydration that it sometimes dissolves entirely into a puddle of tears. Volunteers at our Squonk Hydration Station work to prevent this sad and reclusive creature's demise.

Our worldwide network of volunteers maintains programs like the Squonk Hydration Station to help preserve these supernatural resources for future generations. 

Available in either iron-on or velcro-backed versions. 

  • Measurements: 3.7" wide x 3.25" tall

©2024 Dissent Pins

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